In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness. I was just playing. Don't go back on your word now. Fuck, that sounds like a dare. Guess I better start my workout routine again so I can look semi-de...

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.

Chad Peter wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:02 pm

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.

*The light from the door begins to narrow as the door is slowly closed*
*the jello screams in pain*

How I can get from a naked man to a mandarin orange jello mold in a onesie is the real pickle. Magic of editing I guess.

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED* *Walks back in the room, still naked* Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen. *Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway* What?

Chad Peter wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:38 pm

Lance wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

DO IT!

Fine! God!! You know I fold easily to peer pressure!!!! Why is everybody yelling?!
*strips off all clothing and runs out of the room.*

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

Sorry man, Been busy. I've only been able to listen to about 10 min of the last podcast. I haven't seen the movie so, nothing to contribute thus far. I've been working on four different ideas for new short films and how to go about making any of them work on a zero budget scenario. I think I can get...

They just announced a Trick 'r Treat 2. I'm always wary of a sequel made so far from the original. They never seem to hit whatever it is that makes the first worthy of adding to. I know nothing about Dougherty, but knowing the rampant nature of douchbaggery in Hollywood, I can imagine. You want to s...

Finally got a chance to listen. I took notes and am replying in order. Honestly, you guys are the first people I've known to have this kind of reaction to Ice Pirates. Didn't mean to traumatize you, I'm not sure if there's some sort of therapy for exposure to such a terrible waste of time, but as lo...

Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!! My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep. Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast. I nominate "Cheerleader Ninjas" (2003). But definit...

Chad Peter wrote: ↑

Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:25 pm

hahaha the bitterness is real.

Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!!

My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep.

Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast.

Will listen to, and possibly comment on, soon.

Busy watching Ice Pirates.


I'm not really watching Ice Pirates, maybe later.

Truly a wrong in dire need of righting. Let's go have a listen.

haha, how do you mean? Writing notes on a script? Or writing camera moves into your script itself? Not exactly relevant to what you guys are talking about, other than as an example of my inexperience with script writing, but -THIS- is what I'm talking about when I say script lining. *Still taking n...

I just learned that you can make lines on your script to visualize what shots are needed and prioritize for shooting efficiency so, I'm just going to sit in the back and take notes here.

Can't wait for Natalie to say something like "oh my god, some creepo made a movie called 'sex, drugs and natalie portman' ages ago." At this point, hopefully that doesn't happen when we both (eventually) are working on the same film set. *cringe* That would be a good short film. If there's anything...

Ha ha ha, you guys kept circling around it but never landed on it, it is a parody of the bad sci fi moves of the time. I get that it doesn't hold up these days with movies like Deadpool and such, but come on, this was absurdly stupid/funny in 1984 when I was eleven. At the time, all of these actors ...

Oh man, I cannot wait to listen to this, um, later...so I guess I can wait? I love this terrible little parody.

Fuckin' space herpes.


You're welcome.

Or, I mean, whatever.

I like the idea of a collaborative endeavor. Maybe have a few scripts based around one plot/common event that can be shot and edited individually as shorts, then all placed together to make a longer anthology style short film. Everyone can brainstorm ideas and troubleshoot issues with the stories. T...