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by Lance
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:19 pm
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Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)
Replies: 5
Views: 85

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)

Chad Peter wrote:
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:35 pm

hahahaha, There's ASS-BLASTERS? jesus I can't wait to watch that.
Yeah, they take to the air with jet propulsion via a fiery blast from their ass. It's fucking terrible on every level. A must see. :lol:
by Lance
Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)
Replies: 5
Views: 85

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)

Oh man, I think it's Tremors 3 that they introduce the "Ass-blasters" ha ha. They get way more ridiculous as they go. And they did have all of these on Netflix recently.
by Lance
Wed Dec 04, 2019 2:24 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)
Replies: 5
Views: 85

Re: The Hell With This Podcast #74 - "Tremors 2: Aftershocks" (1996)

I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I have seen all of them. They're just fun, middle budget, nonsense. I'd watch them again, but I don't have any plans on adding them to my tangible collection. Now I shall listen to you guys discuss the nuances of the movie beyond anything that was taken into considerati...
by Lance
Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:14 pm
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Topic: Actual film is still useful
Replies: 2
Views: 87

Re: Actual film is still useful

Lance wrote:
Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:14 pm
I'm not positive, but I don't think a standard 36 shot roll of old SLR or point and shoot camera film is that long. Must be video film, don't have any of that laying around to compare. I think stiff fabric ribbon might be an easily accessible alternative. Oh, you know I'm trying this.
by Lance
Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: Actual film is still useful
Replies: 2
Views: 87

Re: Actual film is still useful

I'm not positive, but I don't think a standard 36 shot roll of old SLR or point and shoot camera film is that long. Must be video film, don't have any of that laying around to compare. I think stiff fabric ribbon might be a easily accessible alternative. Oh, you know I'm trying this.
by Lance
Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:06 pm
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Topic: "The Woman, the Bear" c.2002
Replies: 6
Views: 147

Re: "The Woman, the Bear" c.2002

"More sex. We're having more sex, is what we're doing."

I'm using this line.
Somehow, in some way, I will use this line.
by Lance
Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:09 pm
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Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 5437

Re: ITT: wait what where

Not since I hit paste about twenty years ago to find an email that a friend had written, copied (and deleted) about me prior to sending. Lets just say it wasn't a nice email, and I hadn't even been snooping to find it - i simply tried to copy and paste something into an email of my own, on the same...
by Lance
Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:01 pm
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Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 5437

Re: ITT: wait what where

Mike wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:36 pm
// heavy breathing

Tell me what you're wearing.
Thin... out... down... nothing but a cock ring.

That last one might be true.

Is anyone else in the habit of copying what they've written before they hit the submit button, just in case?
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:53 pm
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Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness. I was just playing. Don't go back on your word now. Fuck, that sounds like a dare. Guess I better start my workout routine again so I can look semi-de...
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:27 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.
by Lance
Wed Oct 16, 2019 1:16 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

Chad Peter wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:02 pm

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.
*The light from the door begins to narrow as the door is slowly closed*
*the jello screams in pain*

How I can get from a naked man to a mandarin orange jello mold in a onesie is the real pickle. Magic of editing I guess.
:lol:
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 6:41 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED* *Walks back in the room, still naked* Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen. *Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway* What?
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:54 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

Chad Peter wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:38 pm
Lance wrote:
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm
I really want to try a one shot, hmm.
DO IT!
Fine! God!! You know I fold easily to peer pressure!!!! Why is everybody yelling?!
*strips off all clothing and runs out of the room.*
by Lance
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: One Shots (or numbers)
Replies: 14
Views: 6814

Re: One Shots (or numbers)

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.
by Lance
Fri Oct 11, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: ITT: wait what where
Replies: 11
Views: 5437

Re: ITT: wait what where

Sorry man, Been busy. I've only been able to listen to about 10 min of the last podcast. I haven't seen the movie so, nothing to contribute thus far. I've been working on four different ideas for new short films and how to go about making any of them work on a zero budget scenario. I think I can get...
by Lance
Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 9379

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

They just announced a Trick 'r Treat 2. I'm always wary of a sequel made so far from the original. They never seem to hit whatever it is that makes the first worthy of adding to. I know nothing about Dougherty, but knowing the rampant nature of douchbaggery in Hollywood, I can imagine. You want to s...
by Lance
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:09 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 9379

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Finally got a chance to listen. I took notes and am replying in order. Honestly, you guys are the first people I've known to have this kind of reaction to Ice Pirates. Didn't mean to traumatize you, I'm not sure if there's some sort of therapy for exposure to such a terrible waste of time, but as lo...
by Lance
Fri Sep 06, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 9379

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!! My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep. Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast. I nominate "Cheerleader Ninjas" (2003). But definit...
by Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 9379

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Chad Peter wrote:
Thu Sep 05, 2019 5:25 pm
hahaha the bitterness is real.
Heh, nah, I think it's funny. Poor Mark though, I have many more suggestions...Muhuhuhaahaaa!!

My goal now is to find a movie that Mark thinks is worse than Ice Pirates. Gonna' have to dig deep.

Just as a personal goal though, not for the podcast.
by Lance
Thu Sep 05, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: On/Off Topic
Topic: The Hell With This Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)
Replies: 10
Views: 9379

Re: "The Hell With This" Podcast #71 - "The English Patient" (1996)

Will listen to, and possibly comment on, soon.

Busy watching Ice Pirates.


I'm not really watching Ice Pirates, maybe later.