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On the first run through I took "Dog" as a metaphor for emotional attachments and "the dog killer" is not so much a person but a set of circumstances or state of mind. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it fit for me. I'm going to give it another watch to see what I can glean from the whole thi...

Lance

OMG, what happens to her? Does she get eaten by coyotes? Does she turn to prostitution? Does she land a leading breakout role in Chad Peter's next indy film, jump starting a long and rewarding acting career that gets her nominated by the academy and makes her a household name? I stared at a black sc...

Lance

I don't know if it was by design, but none of the story lines actually come to fruition. The dog killer, the owl lady, the whale thing...really the only thing that was referred to that actually came back into play was the secret map. Even the main characters journey just fizzles to an end with no re...

Lance

Alright, that was an interesting jaunt into the obscure. I enjoyed it. The retro score was well used. Now to listen to this Star Wars discussion. Hope there's no spoilers.

Lance

Chad Peter wrote: ↑
Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:35 pm

hahahaha, There's ASS-BLASTERS? jesus I can't wait to watch that.

Yeah, they take to the air with jet propulsion via a fiery blast from their ass. It's fucking terrible on every level. A must see.

Lance

Oh man, I think it's Tremors 3 that they introduce the "Ass-blasters" ha ha. They get way more ridiculous as they go. And they did have all of these on Netflix recently.

Lance

I wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I have seen all of them. They're just fun, middle budget, nonsense. I'd watch them again, but I don't have any plans on adding them to my tangible collection. Now I shall listen to you guys discuss the nuances of the movie beyond anything that was taken into considerati...

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Lance wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 19, 2019 1:14 pm
I'm not positive, but I don't think a standard 36 shot roll of old SLR or point and shoot camera film is that long. Must be video film, don't have any of that laying around to compare. I think stiff fabric ribbon might be an easily accessible alternative. Oh, you know I'm trying this.

Lance

I'm not positive, but I don't think a standard 36 shot roll of old SLR or point and shoot camera film is that long. Must be video film, don't have any of that laying around to compare. I think stiff fabric ribbon might be a easily accessible alternative. Oh, you know I'm trying this.

Lance

"More sex. We're having more sex, is what we're doing."

I'm using this line.
Somehow, in some way, I will use this line.

Lance

Not since I hit paste about twenty years ago to find an email that a friend had written, copied (and deleted) about me prior to sending. Lets just say it wasn't a nice email, and I hadn't even been snooping to find it - i simply tried to copy and paste something into an email of my own, on the same...

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Mike wrote: ↑
Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:36 pm
// heavy breathing

Tell me what you're wearing.

Thin... out... down... nothing but a cock ring.

That last one might be true.

Is anyone else in the habit of copying what they've written before they hit the submit button, just in case?

Lance

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness. I was just playing. Don't go back on your word now. Fuck, that sounds like a dare. Guess I better start my workout routine again so I can look semi-de...

Lance

In all seriousness, I have (much) better ideas for a one shot that don't involve nudity or jello... Oh man, could that go sideways with a quickness.
I was just playing.

Lance

Chad Peter wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:02 pm

This better fucking be the plot of your first "one shot" film.

*The light from the door begins to narrow as the door is slowly closed*
*the jello screams in pain*

How I can get from a naked man to a mandarin orange jello mold in a onesie is the real pickle. Magic of editing I guess.

Lance

*SUDDENLY VERY CONFUSED AND CONCERNED* *Walks back in the room, still naked* Heh, I get that a lot. My thought process is one continuous dark comedy where inexplicable events randomly happen. *Turns into a mandarin orange jello mold slightly jiggling in the light cast from the doorway* What?

Lance

Chad Peter wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:38 pm

Lance wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:08 pm
I really want to try a one shot, hmm.
DO IT!

Fine! God!! You know I fold easily to peer pressure!!!! Why is everybody yelling?!
*strips off all clothing and runs out of the room.*

Lance

I really want to try a one shot, hmm.

Lance

Sorry man, Been busy. I've only been able to listen to about 10 min of the last podcast. I haven't seen the movie so, nothing to contribute thus far. I've been working on four different ideas for new short films and how to go about making any of them work on a zero budget scenario. I think I can get...

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They just announced a Trick 'r Treat 2. I'm always wary of a sequel made so far from the original. They never seem to hit whatever it is that makes the first worthy of adding to. I know nothing about Dougherty, but knowing the rampant nature of douchbaggery in Hollywood, I can imagine. You want to s...

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